Sunday, 6 November 2011

Of Daylight, FrenchFries & PrankCalls.

I have three quite serious, but somehow amusing stories to share with you today. I had been an idiot for the past couple of weeks reading each beautiful post written by PeeVee, Soumya and Red but still not commenting. Anyways, I am done screwing up things for myself. There are certain fractions of my life going all wrong and uncertain but I am holding onto hope and life. I am holding onto that one streak of light kissing my face while travelling through the chunks of mountain and stones, down where I am standing.

1) At times, we like things without knowing certain facts about them. Cause skimming through them will only create sense of reluctance against those particular things. Like, last week I went to this Dhaba cum Chai Shop in my university who's French fries I LOVE. I've been eating and living on those fries for like a year now until last week I discovered something and I was both astonished and amused by looking at the strength of my stomach muscles to adsorb soap. I went to ChaCha jee to order a plate of fires when I saw him washing fries with SOAP.
I was 0.0
Chacha jee sensed my presence and was *.*
I smiled and still ordered. Cause maybe I am in love with the taste of those fries BECAUSE they contain Zohra Hall (Hostel's name) ka pure-scent-free soap? But the moment my friends came to know about it, they stopped ordering. And hence my visits to hostel have been shortened eversince. See, it would have been better off without knowing that they were too clean to be rather kept as souvenirs. Do you wonder why Theila chaat tastes so mesmerizing or perhaps the shami burger of 40rs? Sometimes, unhygienic food could be so much more tasteful than chicken jalapeƱo burger from Hardees. Here's to soup wale chips! <3

2) Today, a very odd incident happened and as much as I don't want to tell you, I still want to write about it. I have gone too bold or say rough in the past year. Temperament wise as well nature. So, Mom is driving at 80km/h on the public road when a guy comes by my side and whistles. He's on this bike with a friend and feigning his extra drooling-upon smile while he throws inside this cheap scrap of some matchbox with his number written over it. Now, I don't know what woke up in me all of a sudden that I pulled down my side mirror, threw back his so called number-ki-parchi on his face and yelled "Saaley Kuttey!" on his face. Immediately at that moment I realized, I astonished three people.

a) My Mom, who was blank, with her jaw dropped.
b) The guy (who probably gave me HIS number) with his teeth shut down.
c) The guy (riding the bike) looking at me and wondering which breed of women I belong to.

I have gone very rough. I need to polish some parts of my persona else the time is not too far when I would be whistling to people and throwing numbers on them on B&H scraps.

3) Anyways, sometimes, pranks calls are the irritating ones and I end up picking up and not speaking cause I love wasting people's money who have too much of it to spend on strangers. But at times, they get over your head and all you want is to pick it and and yell at them on the top of your lungs cause mistakenly they called at wrong time; time when your boyfriend was about to call, when you were waiting for your result, when you were on the verge of dozing off after a long day OR when you just got done fighting with a very close friend over issues absurd and unexplainable and when you had just wasted a tear or two cause of horrible exam as well. The same happened yesterday. This guy called. Called again. CALLED AGAIN and i picked up:

Me: ...
TheKEWLguy: Haaailoooo..
Me: Je?
TheKEWLguy: Kesi ho?
Me: Dekho, kia masla hai. Kis'se baat karni hai tumhe?! 
TheKEWLguy: Aaaaaapse? 
Me: TUMHARI SHAKAL BAQWAAAS HAI!
TheKEWLguy: Aaaaapne meri shakal dekhi hai?
Me: DEKHO APNE BAAP KI ZINDAGI PYAARI HAI TOU DAFA HOJAO!
TheKEWLguy: Aaaaap tou ghusa hogai?
Me: Acha Asfand, Imran Khan ki call ayi hai. Aap jao piyaaz bhecho. 


I mean, serrrriously?




Please don't call me while I am weeping. You might come to hear indecent things about your face.




Yes I have gone both random and rough. Every night I get lectures from my dad to bring soft edge to my nature but what's my fault if I bluntly reply to guys who think, they can confuse us or harass us by their moves? I know I need to shave my tongue a little and my head too. But I won't stop reminding these prank callers that their Dads' lives in danger in case they 'try' to tease me.

P.s: I had 85 followers. They decreased to 82. Then 81. 79. Remained 79 for tow days and then 78. Today, I find 80 again. Wow.
P.P.S: Happy Eid to everyone. :D

31 comments:

  1. THe Last One was so funny. And about the second one - It was just so instinctive - You shouldn't give attention to people like that.

    I like eating food from thelas and stuff but never really ate any -_- My Parents are sort of restrict in that case, so yeah. I just keep looking at it from afar and just try to have fun.

    I wonder why you got a decrease in followers :/ - well it doesn't matter.

    EidMubarak to you. Have fun on Eid.

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  2. hahahahahaha.........that bike incident .....i say keep the attitude girl . you're going to need it a lot more often !

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  3. Daniyal: Hahah, I know I shouldn't HAVE given attention but you see, you can't helping looking at people and giving a perhaps a nod or two, when they purposefully try to harass you. You just can't ignore a boxing hand coming towards your face. :p
    And you probably are missing out on a lot if you have never tasted the theila stuff. Seriously.

    Muhammad: Hahah, thanks a lot. :D Though apparently some of my friends believe it's nothing to be proud about and I certainly agree to them.

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  4. I agree with you on that. You can't stop a punch coming towards you but you surely can save yourself from stepping onto bullshit.

    I have tasted a lot of theila stuff. I love it but I haven't eaten from it since the last 1 year. so yeah :|

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  5. My mother wud have started lecturing me then n thr :P
    Hheheheheh
    awesome attitude girl!

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  6. 1) Sounds strange, I'm still thinking what effect did the soap add to the fries? I mean why wash the fries with the soap, but yes you're right its better that we don't know few things especially concerning eatables, I eat hell lots of junk and would never like to know something like this happening with some food I ate. :D

    2) I'm astonished to know that such cheap people still exist in our society. I hope its not something common there.

    3) Now this was hilarious :D. The best way to get rid of such callers is to add their number in blacklist instead of attending it. Because they even enjoy pissing someone off.

    And congratz you're nearing 100.

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  7. Absolutely Agree that the Chai, samosas, chaats etc..are much much better than the big and fancy hotels...I mean taste wise at least :)


    And well...gave the boys what they deserved for their behavior...and only 'kutte kaminey..' seriously? :P

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  8. Ha-ha, "Saaley Kuttey". That was pretty nice.
    We're living in Pakistan, we gotta be rough, at least this much.
    Nice one.

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  9. HAHAHAHAHAH!
    I do the same thing with these losers who have free credit :P

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  10. ROfl at the second and third incidents xD I HATE prank callers -.-'

    You're dad's right, you need to chill out a little. Happens to me too all the time.

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  11. you are crazy. and no don't trim your tongue. and definitely not the head. keep the hair. they look awesome on women. :)

    what you do need to do, is post more often. :)

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  12. crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl, :D
    and fries with that soap,
    hahahahahha, ye nai cheez ai he market mein :P

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  13. Buwhahahahahahah rofl I loved ur second story the Most :d esp that Salaayyy Kuttey part :D Hats off to u girl :D

    I get a lottt of prank callz too :P I have about 120 wrong numbers saved in my phonebook *Huh* I guess ajj kal k naujawanoun ko aur koi kam nae hai siave cal;l karne k :@

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  14. Fries washed in soap? WOW. Never heard of that one before :P
    But I totally understand, I love street food like that. I remember when I used to live in pak, there was a french fries wala uncle and me and my cousin used to get fries after school everyday. Not never hygenic but SO GOOD.

    hahaha.. The bike incident is funny for sure. Your mom probably didn't find it funny but still, at least you stood up for yourself? And maybe that guy won't try to do something like that again. But yes I agree, it's not good to be like this all the time.

    Well it might not be right for you to be so rough, but those prank calls must be really annoying!
    At least you're not rough towards nice people, right? Just jerks like the guy who tried to give you his number and the prank caller.

    Oh and, I like your new blog look :)

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  15. Red: She DID lecture me a bit, but I was okay with that. She laughed, that was enough.

    Usman: You are probably right about prank-callers liking to piss someone off, but sometimes it's inevitable to bullshit such people. They for sure will think twice before making a call to someone else, except for the one they have already called.

    Kunal: RIGHT?! XD The cheap food is though unhygienic but way delicious than elite restaurants. But hey, I eat especially washed Ffries.

    Uruj: Yeah, But that doesn't happen in Pakistan. Only. It's like they are boyz, they will do it anyhow. :p

    Rida: SERIOUSLY? Thank God I found a sister.

    Areesha: I am working on it. But at moments like such spontaneity is all that is left in me.

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  16. Raj: Yeah, I was thinking about the same. I will post more often now.

    Ateeq: Ateeeq! You gotta try that. :P BOMB Hai. :D

    Aliza: Haha, I swear I think the same and probably I attend some of them cause it pisses me off that I don't have much credit in my cell and some douche out there is wasting on me who doesn't even know my NAME!

    Purple: LOLZ. Yeah, I am just this jerk-cum-bitchy towards people who are completely jerk themselves and with THAT, they even try to annoy me.
    I told you, such french fries are hugely pleasurable than McDonald's ke 150rs wale fries. :D

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  17. hahaha.. am sorry am laughing but those guys deserved it! I say keep up your attitude but don't get carried away :)
    Following you! :)

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  18. HAHA! I love you! :D This totally made my morning!

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  19. High five :D

    Sorry I haven't stalked your blog in a while :(

    I love the new look on your blog! And awesomenesss on two and three!!!!

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  20. 3rd one is dhinchak! ;)
    :O The french fries!!! Did the smell of soap? :p

    Btw i just helped you turn the number of followers into 83. :D

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  21. hey... its been a while since i visited your blog...

    i know what you mean about cheap people calling you and/or trying to gggive their numbers. the same thing happened to me in class the other day. and mind you, i cover myself completely, head to toe, plus my face. i told the guy to give me his sister's number cuz i wanted to give it to my brother and he shooed off.

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  22. Lol one should never mess with a girl who houses a canon in her mouth :) Way to go fighter :)
    Well I think I am going to up your followers count by 1. Have fun :)

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  23. HAHAHA. LOL @ Soap fries :D
    There's a french fries wala in my street, the fries he makes have a very unique taste. I guess that might be because of a secret ingredient like soap :P :P

    That guy! They had that much guts to actually throw number at you while you were in a car speeding @ 80 km/h? wow. What you did was perfect. You should have even got out of the car and kicked their faces.


    BY THE WAY, this follower thing has been happening with me too. I had 264 last month, then 257, then 249, then 259. -_0

    PS:- I love the new look of your blog.

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  24. Loved your blog! Would like to read more posts!

    Following you! :)

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  25. PSSSSS:- I changed my blog's url, so please un-follow and re-follow my blog so that my shitty posts keep on popping up in your Google reader.

    http://teenagemutiny.blogspot.com/

    Thank-you.

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  26. It seems that your canteen staff takes a lot of care of health and hygiene regulations... :p

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  27. People seem to be very inventive when it comes to making prank calls. Most of them are harmless, but you need to take them all seriously and stop prank calls before they get serious.

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