Friday, 5 August 2011

A thought-shut-down Photography.

So, hey! Today, i was bored as shit so i just opened up a few of the folders saved somewhere in the nook and cranny of my PC, entitled as 'Photography of a Son of a Gun'. I opened it and discovered my brother's weird taste. He had those one of the few atrocious, hilarious and over whelming tastes, you can not imagine. I couldn't stop laughing.

Pictures.

There were hundreds of them, taken in different scenarios. From cars, behind the trees, beyond gates, in parking lots, on the side banks of gutters, down in the streets, in the green bushes and where not, you name it. Though i had to think for like n-times if i should share those what-the-hell-he-was-thinking pictures, but hell with it. I so wanted to show you all. So, don't go all gooey and omg-wth-is-this on that, cause at least i had a big time laughing, watching at least one hundred and sixty three of such pieces.

Me: HAHAAHA, OH MY GOD.
Zee: What? *shoots a look at my PC* YOU FOUND IT! :D
Me: What, you took them?
Zee: Of course! I mean I want to sue all of these people. And they talk about cleaning my country.
Me: Yeah right. But these people are on alert call, man.
Zee: SO?!
Me: Okay. :P


Before your head screams off wondering what sort of picture were those, then let me just paste, 1? No, 3 of them maybe.

                      So what's up brotha? Chillness drivin' you crazy?

 Just don't care to ask me what he was thinking then. Cause he was thinking about too many things. This is his patriotism. Capturing the lot who, according to him, are polluting his land. And i guess, he's right in a way. No? :P
                             Uncle, agey dekho. (look forward) :p

Well this is the one which was the latest, according to him, taken round some dhabba in Lahore.

                   Poor guy thinking: Was i meant to do this? Oh you.

My brother had a purpose of taking pictures. Well, all i could see was some bunch of our 'qoum' relieving themselves in most possibly private way. :p

So here's to public toilets! There's another on the to-do list of our Sayssat Daans. To construct public toilets at more feasible places. But first, tell them how to use one when they got one.

P.s: In case you have braced this desire to look at my brother's collection, kindly send your feedback in comments. He'd be more than obliged to give you a brief glance at his 'Collection of shit basket'. :P

Photo + captioning credits: My Brother with a 10 mega pixel camera shooting shit around the world. Appluad! ;D

13 comments:

  1. Jeez...i want to meet your brother and hire him :P :P but trust me it is fun to carry the cam and roam across the streets and shoot random pictures..I have done that during my younger ages...:P it used to be fun...

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  2. and guess you just made these men famous woaaa...applause :P

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  3. Hahaha..

    Great Fun. Your brother is talented with cams. :)

    Kunal

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  4. I can't stop laughing!

    Nice brother.

    Hahahahahaha

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  5. HAHAHAHAHA.
    I LOVE THE SECOND GEM. AND THE NAME OF THE FOLDER. IZZ AWEZOME.

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  6. THE CAPTIONS.

    THE PHOTOGRAPHY.

    THE FOLDER NAMES.

    O.V.E.R.K.I.L.L.

    :D

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  7. HAHAHAHAHAHA those have to be the funniest pictures i have ever seen. your brother is awesome!

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  8. @Solitary Writer: Hahah, sure. Hire him. He's way too weird at photography. And I believe, at certain patch of life, we all are obsessed with weirdness some how. :P

    @Ezazi and AcetylCholine: Well there were even folders with weirder names! Glad to give you guys a laugh. Thanks a bunch for dropping by! :)

    @Kunnal: Thanks for dropping by all spontaneously. :)

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  9. :D LOL... what was he thinking? If this was America, he'd have gotten sued by the...erm.. pee-ers:D
    But then, if this was America, they wouldn't be peeing like this in the first place.

    My regards to your deshpremi brotha :D

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  10. buAHahhAHahaH! uncle agay dekho :P tht was sooo witty :D

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  11. way to go and-i-have-a-stone-heart's brother. keep up the awesome work. I'm intrigued, to say the least:D

    p.s. your camera doesn't look 10 mpx. the pictures should be clearer.

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  12. Ah, I tell you what Photographers are very much creative ;) They are equally good or may be better than writers :P as they have the art to show and tell everyone in just one dimensional pictures about what they wanna show :P

    The joy in capturing these photos. I can feel them all. ZEERAK KEEP IT UP ;)

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